Why He’s Hot:
- He plays Dr. Mark Sloan a.k.a. McSteamy on Grey’s Anatomy —the bad boy of the bunch. Don’t you just get McMoist for staring at those piercing sky blue eyes? I don’t know about you, but I’m up to play nurse with him.
- Don’t you remember the towel scene? Exactly. You wish you were close enough to rip it off that hot body. Show me your rock n’ roll, I’ll show you mine.
- So, he might be 37, but hey, 30 is the new 20. He is just ripe enough to get you on your knees and devour his delicate flesh. Mmm, yes, Daddy.
- He plays the character of Jamie Madrox, the Multiple Man in X-Men: The Last Stand. You got it, right. MULTIPLE MAN. I’m thinking of a gang bang.
- His smile, his eyes, his body. His whole package. He is so fucking fit, he’s been on the cover of Men’s Health twice. Goddamn, Eric Dane, you prove that God does exist.
