fuckyeahgreghouse:

fuckyeahhousewilson:

Wilson (as God): House this is God.
House: Look, I’m a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Wilson (as God): Let me check; aw, I got a plague. What about Friday?
House: (Smiling.) You’ll have to check with Cameron.
Wilson (as God): Oh, damn it. She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I’m gonna come up with a new answer this time.

[credit.]